Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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