I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
This baby is an asshole
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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