I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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