This is not my ceiling
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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