I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
it's like iHOP with fire
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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