There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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