physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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