so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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