No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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