I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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