I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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