Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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