Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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