she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
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