Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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