New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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