I like to think it a success when the cops are called
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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