what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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