Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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