Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
this just has baby written all over it
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Just pee around me
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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