i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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