big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
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