So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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