it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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