I'm gonna have a badass scar
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
She's the barista slut.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I need moral support for this bender
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
Randomize
