White coat. Heels.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I think I have vodka in my lungs
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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