the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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