i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
you win again, gameday.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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