can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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