awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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