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there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
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