"it" just moved
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Randomize
