I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
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