It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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