: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
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