Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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