I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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