Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
please come you make the beer taste better
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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