Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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