Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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