even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Two words: blizzard sex
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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