What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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