I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Randomize
