Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I wish you could order shots online.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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