Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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