Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Randomize
