her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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