you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Randomize
