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I wish my penis had an off switch
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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