tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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